A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the word 'Bible' means!"

His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know what the word Bible means'?"

The son replied, "I mean I figured out what the word stands for!"

"Okay," said his father. "So, Son, what does the word 'Bible' stand for?"

"That's easy, Daddy..." said the boy, "It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth'."

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The Sunday School Teacher asks, “Now, Johnny, tell me do you say prayers before eating?”
“No sir,” little Johnny replies,
I don’t have to. My mum is a good cook.”

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I was reading a Bible in a hotel and I started feeling dizzy. It was a Gideon.

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A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"

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Wonder where Noah kept the Woodpeckers.

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